this, my friends, is called improvement.

mwahahaha.........

mwhahahaha

mwahahaha

bwahahaha

monday's ratings

kamandag 33.1
lobo 27.7

zaid0 28.9
kung fu kids 26.6

marimar 36.8
palos 23.6

coffee prince 31.2
maging sino ka man 13.3

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i love bananas. don't you just love bananas?

DUDES AND DUDETTES,

IGNORE THE CAPS. IM NOT SCREAMING OR ANYTHING. I JUST WANT THE WORDS TO BE BIGGER.

EVEN THOUGH IM A LOYAL KAPUSO, I WOULD UNDERSTAND IT IF ALL OF YOU WOULD WATCH ABS-CBN TONIGHT. WELL, I DONT THINK MY POST WOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE TO WHAT YOU WOULD WATCH SINCE IT SEEMS LIKE IM THE ONLY KAPUSO LEFT IN THE PLANET. I DONT BLAME YOU.

but if you want to witness a romantic and intimate love scene, tune in to marimar tonight. angelika granted sergio's wish to be with marimar one last night. hehe. i just read that from People's Tonight.

ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, I DONT BLAME YOU FOR TUNING IN ON ABS-CBN BECAUSE THEY HAVE THREE, YES FREAKING THREE, NEW SHOWS STARTING TONIGHT. AFTER TV PATROL, IT WOULD BE KUNG FU KIDS STARRING JAIRUS AQUINO AND SOME KIDS LIKE PAUL SALAS (i hate him even though he's still a kid because he got famous with starstruck kid and yet transferred to the other station). AND THEN YUCK-LOBO STARRING YOU-KNOW-WHO. AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TIME BUT THE THIRD ONE IS PALOS STARRING JAKE CUENCA.

BUT THEN YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT MORE BETTER CHANNELS.

ENJOY WATCHING WHILE I TRY TO DO M.D.'s PROJECT.
i hate that guy.

my assy life

ass ass ass.

i was typing something for a post a while ago, and i accidentally close the freaking window. i am such an ass.

really an idiot.

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to be UP or to be UST
that is the question.

the uniform is not an issue anymore since UP nursing and PT might require them. and UP schedules and choosing good teachers are first come first serve. it would really be bad if i failed to get good ones.

and my mother wants me to choose UST because i can always use the books my sister used. it would save a lot of money.

on the other hand, UP's tuition is a lot cheaper. and besides, i dont want any siblings in the college im going to choose. i want to be alone. it would be more on an adventure. i also want to commute alone.

geez, im 18. i need to be independent. i dont want to always depend on our white cars and wait. i hate waiting.

like this afternoon for example. i waited outside MOA for my shopaholic sister. she didnt even consider our (the driver and I) feelings, empty tummies and parched throats. we waited for more than two hours! so instead of going home early after scout, i reached home past seven.

she's such a b*yotch.

scouting was fun today. the staff cant think of anything to do so we just played games like charade and egg toss. they let, i mean forced us to drink raw eggs in the end. it's supposed to be the punishment for the loosers but i dont know why they, particulary the one with the W forced us to drink raw eggs. it's actually not that bad. well, for me. so i dont understand why the others feel like gagging. oh well.

i found something ironic in the charade today. i was the first one who's supposed to act. guess what i got?

come on, guess.

it's going to be shown on tv this coming monday.

it's in abs-cbn.

i hate the heroine.

got it?

yep!

that's right.

i was suppose to act like her, if i want my patrol mates to guess the answer.

i was suppose to act like a lobo.

i was suppose to act like the person i hate the most.

so what i did is act like some howling lunatic.

good thing they guessed it.

you know what i hate about NLEX? well, aside from sometimes it is traffic.
well the stupid devel locsin has four billboards there.

one from centrum "I want to be complete."
ya, right. her face was so big in there.

another one is timex. she's with piolo there.

third is from a juice drink with erik morales.

she's always smiling in those billboards. smiling at me. argghh. i hate her.

the last one is my favourite. not. the lobo billboard. she was not smiling there with piolo. she looked serious. ha, she's probably thinking how she could win piolo's heart even if she already has luis manzano who's half in love with her. although i think piolo's heart is hard to win if what lolit solis wrote is true. and piolo is supposed to be like cupid, right? i mean the clear commercial indicated so.
i hate her.
i detest her.
i loathed her.
i abhorred her.
she's abominating.
she's execrating.
okay, i'll stop. i think you already got my point.

oh God, help me!

stupid dsl

hallelujah! praise the lord!! (this is not sarcasm ok)
the stupid dsl is finally working.
how am i suppose to record my feelings (mostly my anger) if the stupid dsl is not working?
i would just like to say a "few" things since the dsl might not work again.

note: parental guidance. some words not good for children.

1.) most of you already know....I HATE DEVEL LOCSIN!!!
ya i hate her, mainly because i am moronically (is there such a word?) loyal to GMA. she is ungrateful. and yes, the news is already old. it's been monthsss since she left the station which gave her more than enough big breaks. she was made a queen. she was entrusted with big projects like
mulawin, darna w/c garnered a 51% in rating, mahika, asian treasures, and movies like let the love begin and the other one i forgot. she was the freaking main yuck-heroin in those projects. and these big breaks made her famous and in demand for endorsements. and what did the demon do?
she freaking transferred because :
a) she thinks it's unfair richard g. is receiving more salary. hello? r.g. has SOP and nuts entertainment, of course he receives more. the demon cant' be in SOP because she cant even sing or dance.
b) she's claims to be sick of doing fantaseryes. oh really, how come she is doing the lobo? did you see her in the trailer. what a slut. smiling to piolo like a hooker. riding the dude's motorcycle when she wasnt clearly invited and hugging the guy. blech!
c) she told a lot of excuses. but really, she's just an ass.
ya, a big ass. and i also hate her ungrateful manager becky aguila.
you know that freako manager transfered most of the gma talents she has to abs-cbn. talents that gma made famous like valerie conception and the girl who did tintin is supertwins. 4got her name. jennylyn m. almost transfered but she still has a contract and it would look really bad bec she became a known with starstruck. oh who cares, she's stupid enough to get pregnant with patrick garcia's baby. did she ever heard of condoms? she has a contract that states that she cant get pregnant. gma should sue her. and mother lily monteverde of regal should also sue devel locsin for not finishing her contract.
everytime i hear locsin's voice or see her face, i want to scream.
i havent even personally met her and yet she's my hatest person. is that possible? am i still a christian? she doesnt owe me anything, so how could i say i forgive her. truthfuly, i cant even forgive her. aaaghh, she's a thorn in my spiritual life.

2.) went to the derma dude again. pricked my pimples. ouch again. he accused me of not using the medications he gave me because i still have a lot of pimples growing. you cant see all of them with the naked eye, but he was using this big microscope. the derma dude cant believe the stubborness of my face. haha. my face is a challenge to him.

3) the marmoset remains to be spoiled. he's turning 10 next month and he cant even:
eat by himself
take a bath by himself
wipe his own ass esp. after defecating
go upstairs alone
be alone in a room even the cr
brush his teeth without being told to
wear his clothes properly
study on his own even the minor subjects
keep his own things
not loose his ballpens, ntbs, etc...
copy assignments
copy notes
behave in class
and more.
be in my house at night and you can always hear my mother screaming at him in frustration. sometimes, me and my older siblings think that she's going to have a heart attack.
can you believe that 3rd graders have frats? they have the group gatsby boys. requirement is you should use gatsby wax and own a gameboy. the marmoset belongs to a group called the brotherhood. yes, i know, lame. cant they even think of a less common name?
i constantly hear the marmoset telling about his friends. one of his friends in particular always ask (even if you're a guy) if you have a va**na. another one always boasts about already having sex with one of his crushes. cant you believe that? 3rd graders?

i shudder to think what kind of man the marmoset would be in the future.
it must be in the genes. since im also a bad person for hating someone i have never met. oh well. i can't help it.

what the heck

just a few days ago i was trying to get in my stupid blog.
and when i enter my email addy (username) and password, it just says that i need to change my addy to a google account. it kept on giving me this reply so i cant really get in. my next post which should have been typed days ago was about the stupidity of the characters of la vendetta. but now, my burning desire to ridicule that stupid show has already subsided. well, i guess it also should since the show has already ended.
oh now my sister needs to use the computer. argghh. whatever. adios.
stupid life.

Ang katangahan ni marimar...bow

ang tanga ni marimar.
sinabi na ni tia esperenza na wag pagkatiwalaan si angelika
sinabi na ni renato na demonyo ang asawa
sinabi na ni serio na di magbabago ang madrasta
pero eto si marimar tanga talaga
di naniwala
ginawang bise presidente ng kompanya
ang hudas na kapatid
ngayon pinagnanakawan na siya
ang balak patayin.
estupido talaga.

ano ba yan GMA, porke ba naka 49.7 s ratings ay binaboy na ang istorya.
hmf!!
extend ng extend kc.
ayan la na tuloy nanonood.
buti nga.
sana magising sila.
kung gusto niyo si angelika. visit: www.katrinahalili.com.ph

the internet was not working for the past few days.
and now it did worked.
and i dont feel like typing anything.
and so i just feel....sad.
for no reason.
hmm...i wonder why
whatever
i cant think of anything for the stupid lit project.
oh well.
it's just a grade
hay mas a la vida que los grados.

do you know phoebe?..well, she's a nobody

this is depressing.
i dont like ateneo because of the course i took.
i dont like la salle because i have no future with the course i took. not to mention tri sem.
so my only fragile hope is UP and UST.
i dont think i will pass UP because i missed four columns. yes, i know, im a bonehead. laugh all you want.
i did not finish one column is UST, so i just guessed them.
im such a/an..
dolt
dullard
pudding head
lunkhead
hammerhead
muttonhead
numbskull
obtuse
moron
the marmoset's favourite...idiot
dense
imbecile
dumb
dull
simpleton
blockhead
bonehead
dunderhead
knucklehead
nitwit
dim-witted
dumbass
dunce
lunk
and many many more....
oh i forgot stupid....how stupid of me.....
this is not an inferiority complex, this just happens to be the deplorable facts.
adios el mundo cruel!
la vida chupa!

i

Dearest Snow White,

Banging on your front door
My pride's spilled on the floor
My hands and knees are bruised
And I'm crawling back to you
Begging for a second chance
Are you gonna let me in?
I was running from the truth
And now I'm crawling back to you
-bsb (crawling back to you)

I understand if you're never to read this. But you see, i dont have the guts to leave a message in your cbox for everyone to see. And even though everybody (probably except for you) can read this, it's not like they know who you are. Unless there's somebody there who's got a big mouth. Somebody who fancies fallacies.
I was just wondering why you haven't replied yet. I do not want to leave a second message in your email in fear that it might seem like im pressuring you, but well, i guess im already pressuring you. Oh, what am I even saying. You dont care. You and I live in different worlds now. You have probably forgotten all about me already. But i seriously doubt you have forgotten my little crime against you.

I AM SORRY

If you have any plans on suing me, then fine, i respect your little wish. it might make you feel better that i already turned 18 last December. Im an adult now, I can land behind bars with a permanent record. I am actually hoping that you're magnanimous enough to forget about our horrid little past. I don't think i can find a good job with a permanent record soiling my name.
oh well, if you want to remain ignorant after this public apology, then so be it. i won't bother you again.

: }

anybody finish with their revelation homework yet?
raise your right hand if you are.
okay, put it down. it's not like im going to see you anyway.
sigh. i still got many homeworks to do.
well, that's the least of my problems. TRK hasn't replied yet. and it's going to be a month already. hmm...maybe ely gave the wrong email addy. or TRK is just an ignorant. are smart guys ignorant? hmm...
baboo!
p.s. kjc, i kowtow to you.

cheeses and pimples

to those who read the title and barfed their lunch. im sorry.
i cannot say that i know how you feel since i still haven't eaten my lunch. yet.
my question is: is there any scientific findings that eating cheese causes pimples. well, i dont want the answer. because if the answer is a positive, i dont know how i would be able to bear it.
it's just that momsy is watching me like a hawk.
i ordered green mango shake in a restaurant and she told me that mangoes cause pimples.
i told her im going to sleep now and she scolded me about washing the sheets and pillow cases first because they might have dust that may cause pimples.
and yesterday, i was going to eat some cheese i found and she warned me that it might cause a breakout of pimples.
look, i understand if she warned me about eating chocolates (though it never stopped me), but cheeses? i love cheese as the next...mouse! i love cheese sticks in cheese powder. i love cheese-flavoured popcorn. i love all kinds of cheeses that i've tried. well except for queso de bola. it just seems so...big.
so if there is really a scietific finding that eating cheese causes pimples, then im going to die. well, figuratively. great, i just remember the goosebumps title 'say cheese and die again.' what---ever!!

continuation..

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

well, that's all i want to say.
well, not really.
new year, new pimple. a big red dot up in my forehead.
can you imagine me? hahahahaha
actually, after we did our science project in december, my mother surprised me by saying we're going to the derma. the derma? i was like "why?" and she actually looked at me like i was some kind of a bonehead. she told me that she doesnt like looking at my face. ouch! don't worry, im not really hurt or going to be scarred for life by that comment. i know that what my loving mother mean is that my face is not that beautiful compared to rest of the family and my flawless relatives. it has always been a mistery in our family (and relatives) why pimples always pop out of my face. it's been years since i did not have a pimple on my pathetic face. and because of my pimple-less family, i cannot say that it is genes. man, it sucks. i must be adopted. i guess it must be my hormones. you can't say it's the environment or the food i eat because i live at the same place and eat the same things with them. well, of course it's my hormones. im supposed to be in love with more than 20 people-boys and girls. ah yes, my pimples are my punishment for my polygamistic ways. but you know what, i dont care. im not going to break up with any of them. they are my lifelines. to hell with pimples.
but then, that's not what momsy thinks. so she dragged me to the derma. and the cruel derma (he's in broadview, hope that gives you a clue since i dont want to mention his name) pricked all the pimples he can see with that big magnifying glass he has. he pricked (or a more appropriate word stabbed) them callously that i can feel my eyes watering. when i consulted my face with the mirror, aagghhh...my whole face is red and bloody. okay, not that bloody. but it turns out i have a lot of pimples and they are bleeding. it hurt so much that i remember wanting to bang face against the smooth white walls of the office. before we left, he told us to buy 6 products in his storage room. all those products which are suppose to cure my pitiful face reach up to more than P2,000! and that did not include the doctor's fee yet. my mom did not look at all happy after hearing that. oops. sorry. i just told her that those would be my xmas and new year's gift from her.
after the skin, the teeth. we went to see a dentist friend of momsy to fill the holes of my teeth. but even before she began, the marmoset (my y. bro) asked for some water. since the dentist can't provide anything for him, he drank the water that i was supposed to gargle with. but because it has some drops of listerine, he spit the water out obviously not liking the taste. and that h2o with saliva, listerine and who knows what germs sprayed all over my newly pricked bloodied face and the dentist's hair. boy, was the dentist mad. but not as mad as momsy. not only was that she embarrassed but the derma dude also said not to wet my face for 24 hrs. the dentist was talking to my mom about today's children being spoiled and my mother was scolding the marmoset and the marmoset was lamely defending himself and i was...i was just looking and taking in the wonderful sight while my face is stinging with saliva attack. what a life!
so you see why i cant come to the mtap. my face is just horrible. :)