some words may not be suitable to CHILDREN, parental guidance is advise

i was starting to get bored again after finishing the buffy the vampire slayer books we have in the house so my sister suggested to me what daryl, my older bro, suggested to her--read the books he bought. now this would seem normal if you have a normal brother, but you see, my brother is not normal. aside from being a genius, he's also a pervert.

dont worry, he's not harassing us, he just has this curious fascination with sex and anything conneted with it. some of you have probably heard me tell the story of his disturbing questions.

for pete's sake, he's our older brother, he should protect us from these disturbing things, but instead he asks us questions about them.

questions like..."have you ever had sex?" "have you experience orgasms or tried to experience it?" "what makes you attracted to a guy?" "is tom cruise handsome? or do you prefer brad pitt?" "what do you think of dingdong dantes' giant underwear bill board?" and this made me think of you guys, my friends--"have your friends experience sex?"

ugh...seriously...the guy is a nutcase.

well yes, granted, all these questions are part of a project he's doing that time...but to ask his little sisters? not that im little, but im still younger than he is.

he asked these questions in march, but that's not quite the end of it. during the first few weeks of our (stephenians) vacation, he (my brother) drag the whole family with the exception of my father to robinsons. actually, i've only been there once or twice before, the family usually goes to SM. the reason he drag us there because it's the only mall he knows that has a sex shop.

so when he found the store, he went inside and started taking pictures while the rest of us stayed outside at a reasonable distance, embarrassed. but when he was taking so long, my sister followed him. and a little while longer, i too, went inside.

that day was at least a month from now already, so i dont quite remember what i saw. i remembered seeing a lot of things i dont understand though. haha. there were also figurines about two people doing 'it.' there were some seemingly harmless stuff like..well i forgot what's it called. you know, the pin, the one the stephenian math society gave math members. the one with there's power in numbers written on it. but in that store, that's not what it says. some phrases i dont understand, some quite normal and unoffending and some quite salacious. haha.

anyway, we all finally went outside the store and the we saw there were posters on the glass windows. there was a naked picture of a fat lady, a nude baby smiling wickedly and a poster about different kinds of condoms for different people. my brother was quite delighted with these and started taking pictures again.

we then went down the elevator and saw a Bench store. the mannequins displayed on the window were wearing underwear so it wasnt quite surprising that my brother went inside. in order not to waste time, the rest of us look around. the marmoset was laughing hard at the things he saw. i guess he's not used to seeing female underwear. but its embarrassing with the saleswomen and other custormers.

my mother saw a bra she wanted and bought it. but before that, my brother asked her to pose with it for a picture. my mother was horrified. she doesnt want her face in my brother's project which is a collage. so my brother cajoled and pleaded with us, his siblings, to do the dirty deed. after a lot of laughing and shouting, i was chosen to be the model. i dont really remember how that happened or how i was fooled into doing it. i was also asked to posed beside the half-naked mannequins. on the bright side, my posing doesnt include wearing the bra, just holding it.

we then went to watson where he bought some frenzy condoms. my sister and i were so embarrassed with him that we went to the other side of the store and ignored familiarities with him.

i can still see those condoms everyday. my careless brother just left it on my mother's office table for everyone to see, even to our guests.

the next store we went to is harmless enough. my favorite in fact. the national bookstore. my brother went to buy some decorating materials for his collage while the rest went to find some books and entertainment magazines.

my sister confided to me later that day that our dear brother is planning to put a picture of a penis in the cover of his collage. you see, the guy is a serious nutcase.

anyway, as i was saying in the first paragraph, our brother suggested to read some of the licentious books he bought for the project. my sister is actually reading one right now as i type this.

i'll leave it to your decision if my brother is just really studious and serious with his studies or if he's a plain perverted crackpot.

hahaha...