it's january????

do you know that pringles has lactic acid? oh sorry, stupid question. it's just that the internet is soooo slow that i had nothing to do but read the ingredients printed on the pringles can. this is all my elder brother's fault. he did nothing in his christmas break but download movies. maybe i should call the cops and report about a brother of mine who's pirating movies. that should put him out of the house. but then, my mother might murder me if she realizes that she has to produce money for the bail.

wow, i just realized that my last post is on december 4. almost a month from now. well, i dont have anything to apologize since i have nothing to post anyway. or that my sister is hogging the computer most of the break. or that stupid globe doesnt give a good signal for the internet.

you wanna know what i've been doing this break? aside from the sleeping for more than 12 hours and eating and drinking and watching pirated dvd's my father bought? why should i tell? it's embarrassing. you'll just laugh. or maybe pity me.

okay.

i've been reading books.

love stories.

specifically romantic stories about "virile" indian men and "passionate" white women.

yeah, gag right.

these books are old. well, older than the stupid 19 years (ouch!) of my existence. these are the books my mother and her sisters loved to read when they were teenagers. my mom gave these books to my sister and i. i dont know if i should even consider them as my inheritance. hahaha.

crap, im so mean. my mom and 4 aunts love these books.

but anyway, some of the books are not that bad. i mean some have serious plots and are not wholly about romance. and i have to admit the novels are informative about the history of america. the wars and the treaties between the whites and the reds (indians). though i didnt really remember the name of the wars and treaties. im reading for entertainment, not history.

and i tell you, i was really entertained!!

wahahaha...

dont worry, im not becoming some pervert who enjoy the sex and rape parts. it's just that some of the scenes are really ridiculous and i just cant take them seriously. there's this novel entitled "cheyenne captive" about a 'virile' indian who kidnapped a white woman.

well anyway, i cant take it seriously because the white woman is naked half of the novel. okay, almost half of the novel. im serious. what is wrong with the author anyway? and the white woman and the indian already had sex on chapter 3. ugh. and they had more sex. and more. but that's not the reason she was naked almost half of the story. it's because she was almost rape four times by different man of different cultures. can you believe that? there were indian, two americans and a spanish rapist. geez. but she was never raped because her indian lover would always come on the nick of time. sayang! the indian's name is Iron Knife. so you can always read the white woman saying these lines breathlessly....."Oh Iron Knife, i knew you would come....Oh Iron Knife, i wouldnt know what to do without you!!.....You are my life Iron Knife, i would never go back to Boston!, it's only you that i want!!" and my personal favourite..."Iron Knife, take me!!"

wahahahahaah......grabe, nakakatawa talaga!! pati sa mga rape scenes natatawa ako!!

actually, i think the author is a sadist. there was this antagonist indian girl name Gray Dove. she's always trying to seduce Iron Knife with her big boobs. anyway, she was gang raped when she was 14. the scene was so detailed actually. shudder. but you dont have to pity Gray Dove. she's ruthless. Gray Dove also had sex a lot of times with different men so you can imagine how many sex parts the novel has.

when i think about it now, i dont know where the climax of the novel is. parang tuloy tuloy lang kasi yun story. no climax. it just end. and i really got pissed off because the author kept on repeating the same adjectives...soft shoulders...heavy breasts...tiny waists...but nothing could beat this when it comes to the number of times mentioned..."she could see his manhood rising under the loincloth" or something like that.

hahaha....

i am now very disturb....but have no fear...im trying to bring my brain back in order by reading gaudium et spes written by the second vatican council for my theo report this january.

: )